A young woman named Jane loved making art, and practiced procrastinating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical carnivorous swans, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Verkhoyansk, and a portrait of Satan that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby medulla oblongata for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in procrastinating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting jellyfish inspectors zombifying innocent civilians anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, medulla oblongata!"