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Jellyfish Inspector. Wut.

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A young woman named Jane loved making art, and practiced procrastinating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical carnivorous swans, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Verkhoyansk, and a portrait of Satan that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby medulla oblongata for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in procrastinating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting jellyfish inspectors zombifying innocent civilians anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, medulla oblongata!"
Wut.
Told brain to make friend a birthday card. How did I get this.
I don't.
Understand.


Also got this from the other ad lib: "Don't chase after presidents because you'll only end up with a muskrat in your medulla oblongata."
Medulla Oblongata is the best word ever, by the by.
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"made a wish on a nearby medulla oblongata"
I'm rolling on the floor because I know exactly what that is and can perfectly picture someone wishing upon one.